THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
♡stop thinking♡
I'm Siân and I live in Melbourne.
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do what you love and fuck the rest
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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

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carryonmy-assbutt:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

his laughter makes is so much better

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source:jncos

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

corgay:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

oh my fucking god

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

cringing:

does anyone else have sad days where you just feel like shit for no reason and when someone asks whats wrong you dont know how to reply and you get that feeling in your throat like youre gonna cry and you cant stop it