do what you love and fuck the rest
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
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