THEME BY MARAUDERSMAPS
♡stop thinking♡
I'm Siân and I live in Melbourne.
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do what you love and fuck the rest
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

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humour

via:purisc
source:anus

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

tagged as
# humour
via:smithandbear
source:oknope

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

tagged as
# humour
via:deborahred
source:bonbonbunny
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carryonmy-assbutt:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

his laughter makes is so much better